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[15 Jan 2004|06:52pm] new journal. yayo_187. so add that shit you fuckers. 2 back ups| back up bitches

[15 Jan 2004|12:36am] [ music | r. kelly- piss on you remix. ] Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque Your Name Superhero Name The Great Nigarachi Super Power X-Ray Vision Enemy Prudes Mode Of Transportation Cadillac With Rims Weapon Condoms Created with quill18's MemeGen! 4 back ups| back up bitches

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! i have an update. [13 Jan 2004|02:11pm] 1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it: 2. Am I loveable? 3. How long have you known me? 4. When and how did we first meet? 5. What was your first impression? 6. Do you still think that way about me now? 7. What do you think my weakness is? 8. Do you think I'll get married? 9. What makes me happy? 10. What makes me sad? 11. What reminds you of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do you know me? 14. When's the last time you saw me? 15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 16. Do you think I could kill someone? 17. Describe me in one word: 18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? 19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? 20. Are you going to put this on your xanga/livejournal and see what I say about you? 12 back ups| back up bitches

[26 Oct 2003|05:52pm] [ music | g unit- fat bitch ] saturday i was honored with sharing a bus ride, and train ride with the wonderful and beautiful rachel b. that is all that happened in my life, bc nothing better than that has happened. 9 back ups| back up bitches

[19 Oct 2003|12:29pm] to all of those you said they'd get a tattoo. you need to be atleast 18, and be legit about getting a tattoo. if i set it up, and people screw me over, i'm the ass in his eyes. ill talk to him about it and set it up. pha real 5 back ups| back up bitches

[18 Oct 2003|03:01pm] [ music | andre 3000- hey ya ] anyone interested in getting tattoos, i'm gonna try and set up a tattoo party. i need definite answers. it will be in lowell. so call me or leave a comment here. pha real. 10 back ups| back up bitches

i'm sick [10 Sep 2003|12:48am] i'm sick, i'm sick of all these NH kids that go to school in boston, and all of a sudden don the boston accents. whether it be in their journals, or in their new way of talk. its gross. stop doing it, ya'll know who you are. thats all. ciao. my boys wicked smahht 10 back ups| back up bitches

[10 Aug 2003|09:33pm] <td bgcolor="#000000">Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Date</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">November 7, 2040</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Spouse</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">50 Cent </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Price of Wedding</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$1,202,810</td></tr> Who Will You Marry? by Sari Created with quill18</a>'s MemeGen! 5 back ups| back up bitches

BIIIIIIITCH [23 Jul 2003|02:47am] [ music | 18 visions- you broke like glass ] laojd: i have too much respect for her to think of her like that ***************: and not for me ***************: hahaha laojd: i have no respect for you now after you let adam fist you in the front seat of his car laojd: after JUST meeting him laojd: haha ***************: LIES ***************: haha ***************: never happened ***************: oh please ***************: that would hurt like fucking hell laojd: you werent making any noises laojd: unless youre used to it ***************: hahahahahahaha ***************: it's kind of hard to make noises with adam's tongue in my mouth laojd: i heard you saying "DEEPER, NOW FIST ME" ***************: hahahahaha laojd: i hope you are aware, this is going in my journal. ***************: lies ***************: JAMES laojd: hahaha 5 back ups| back up bitches

[20 Jul 2003|11:26pm] [ music | 18 visions ] to any of those that feel this way: avoidance is not an issue with me. i've had to deal with some heavy shit, and still am. if you feel i've been avoiding you, its not the case at all. later cornholios. pussies. 3 back ups| back up bitches

[13 Jul 2003|11:48pm] [ mood | curious ] i was going to write a post about all my thoughts of someone, but then i lost my train of thought and realized i was a pussy. and all i wanted to say was i wish it were me and you, and getting over the drama. adam and brandox are coming to lowell so WE can fight/get girls. pussies. 7 back ups| back up bitches

[26 Jun 2003|11:46am] Happy Deathday! Your name: undyingemotions You will die on: Thursday, January 29, 2015 You will die of: Having too much sex with adams sister Username: Created by Quill 2 back ups| back up bitches

[24 Jun 2003|06:28pm] undyingemotions's LiveJournal Slut Stats The below percentages indicate what undyingemotions has done with the 58 people on his friends list! met 84.5% hugged 81.0% dated 0.0% seen topless 5.2% seen naked 1.7% made out 6.9% oral sex 3.4% fucked 1.7% What are your LiveJournal Slut Stats? Support our sponsor and help pay bandwidth costs: Looking for CHEAP perscription stimulant 'appetite suppressants'? Why go to the doctors office when you can order them online from us? Don't resort to the street! No prior perscription required! 3 back ups| back up bitches

[14 Jun 2003|08:31pm] joe klamka gives me the 'bedroom eyes' whenever i see him laojd: what are you doing today adam meth lab: i dunno, i just jerked off so that will probably be the highlight 2 back ups| back up bitches

bizarre [05 Jun 2003|11:27am] champi0n 103% livit 102% mic_czech 98% urbanovicious 98% despiadado 98% kiteeatingtree 95% x_liar_x 95% bluescapegoat 91% kaylabear 88% lyzzj 87% mandig 87% smaddenb67 80% mon_petit_bijou 80% broknreflection 80% sammy6979 79% xbracletx 76% framed_emotions 76% the_dreamisover 61% How compatible with me are YOU? 6 back ups| back up bitches

sex tips [27 May 2003|11:47pm] When women have sex for the first time, it can often be a painful experience. When men have sex for the first time, they want to have sex for the second time. Your virginity is a beautiful flower that needs to be trampled as soon as humanly possible. If you’re saving yourself for marriage, get married now. Before we get started, I should mention a word about length: Women love men with enormous penises. If you are one of the unlucky few who are cursed with a penis that is less than 9 inches in length, consult a surgeon immediately. If not, proceed! Setting the Atmosphere – If you really want to have a memorable first experience, you must set the scene appropriately. Clean your place up. Light some candles. Kill the pets. They’ll just get in the way. Put some music on the stereo. Nothing turns a woman on more than loud, experimental music. Something by John Cage, Einsturzende Neubauten, or any Norwegian black metal group should do the trick. Grooming – Dab on a little cologne. If no cologne is available, Lysol makes a nice substitute. Wash your ass. Powder your ass. Wash your ass again. Shave your ass. Shave your head. DO NOT shave your balls. You’re likely to slice them off, and that will not make for a pleasant encounter. Clothing – Choose something comfortable but elegant, something that says, “I will not pressure you to give me a blowjob but it would be nice.” Nothing too far-out for the first time. Save the leather and chaps for when you decide to be gay. The bell rings. She arrives. She’s looking hot. Or maybe she’s looking awful. It doesn’t matter. From this moment on, every fiber of your being is committed to one task – getting your winky dink into her love machine. The approach – Be tasteful. Don’t get right to it. Give her some time to appreciate the blaring Krautrock on the stereo. Get her drunk. Feed her sushi. Be tender. Look into her eyes. Tell her she looks beautiful. Touch her hair. Give her a celebrity make-over. If things seem to be going well, go in for the kiss. Be sweet and gentle. Let the tongue work its way in there. Yeah, that’s nice. Unbutton her shirt. Not too quickly! Now slowly inch your hand closer to her breasts. She will probably grind her groin into yours. It will hurt. If you complain, you will not get laid, so shut up and take the pain like a man. It is now time. Your entire existence has lead up to this moment. Check your breath. Good? No? Who cares? Take her by the hand and lead her back to the bedroom. Ease her onto the bed. Remove her clothes with your teeth. Remove your clothes with her teeth. Find her clitoris. Fiddle with it until she moans. It might take some time and effort, but be patient. There is a light at the end of this tunnel. Metaphorically. If there is literally a light at the end of the tunnel, there is something seriously wrong with her. Consider a new partner. Or suck it up and take your chances; you’re almost there, dude. When you feel she’s ready, it is time for action. If you don’t know what to do next, may God have mercy on your soul. Post-script – A word on condoms: Condoms are horrible. Catching a disease that makes your dick fall off is even more horrible. Wear a rubber. If you don’t have any rubbers, keep a gynecologist handy to check her out and make sure she’s safe. 7 back ups| back up bitches

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